The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. ¶§´Â 2222³â. ¸¶ÀÌÅ©¿Í ¸ð¸°Àº Ç×°ø¸¶Àϸ®Áö¸¦ ÃæºÐÈ÷ ¸ð¾Æ¼ µåµð¾î ȼº¿¡ Âø·úÇÑ´Ù. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. ±×µéÀº ȼºÀÎ(¿Ü°èÀÎ) Ä¿ÇÃÀ» ¸¸³ª¼ ¿Â°® °Íµé¿¡ ´ëÇØ ¾ê±â¸¦ ³ª´³´Ù. Mike asks if Mars has a stockmarket, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. ȼº¿¡µµ ÁֽĽÃÀÛÀÌ ÀÖ´ÂÁö ³ëÆ®ºÏ ÄÄÇ»ÅÍ°¡ ÀÖ´ÂÁö, µ·Àº ¾î¶»°Ô ¹ö´ÂÁö µîµîÀ» ¹°¾ú´Ù. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. ¸¶Ä§³», ¸ð¸°ÀÌ ¼½½º¿¡ ´ëÇÑ ÈÁ¦¸¦ ²¨³Â´Ù. "³Ê³×´Â ±×°Å ¾î¶»°Ô ÇÏ´Ï?" ¸ð¸°ÀÌ ¹°¾ú´Ù. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. "³Ê³×°¡ Çϴ°Ͱú ¿ÏÁÔ ¶È°°¾Æ," ¶ó°í ȼºÀÎÀÌ ´ë´äÇß´Ù. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Åä·Ð¿¡ ÀÌ¾î ¸¶Ä§³» Ä¿ÇõéÀº ±×³¯¹ã ÆÄÆ®³Ê¸¦ ¹Ù²ã¼ ¼·Î¸¦ Á÷Á¢ °æÇèÇغ¸±â·Î Çß´Ù. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. ¸ð¸°°ú ³²ÀÚ È¼º¿Ü°èÀÎÀÌ Ä§½Ç·Î °¬°í °Å±â¼ ȼº¿Ü°èÀÎÀÌ ¿ÊÀ» ¹þ¾ú´Ù. He's got only a teeny, weeny member about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. ±×´Â Á¤¸» Âɲ¿¸¸ÇÑ Á¸½¼À» °¡Áö°í ÀÖ¾ú´Ù. ¾à 0.5ÀÎÄ¡(1.3cm) ±æÀÌ¿¡, µÎ²²´Â µü 1/4 ÀÎÄ¡(0.6cm). ¤¾¤¾ "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "±× Á¸½¼°¡Áö°í´Â Àß ¾ÈµÉ°Å °°Àºµð¿ä," ¸ð¸°ÀÌ ¸»Çß´Ù. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "¿Ö¿ä?" ±×°¡ ¸»Çß´Ù, "¹¹°¡ ¹®Á¦¿¡¿ä?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "±×°Ô," ... "³× ¾ÈÂʱîÁö ´êÀ» Á¤µµ·Î ÃæºÐÈ÷ ±æÁö°¡ ¾ÊÀݾƿä!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. "¹®Á¦ ¾ø¾î¿ä," ±×°¡ ¸»ÇÏ°í´Â ¼ÕÀ¸·Î ÀÚ±â À̸¶¸¦ ¶§¸®±â ½ÃÀÛÇß´Ù. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. ±×ÀÇ À̸¶¸¦ ¶§¸±¶§¸¶´Ù, ±×ÀÇ Á¸½¼ÀÌ Ä¿Á³°í ¸¶Ä§³» ²Ï »ó´çÈ÷ ±æ¾îÁ³´Ù. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "ÁÁ¾Æ¿ä," ±×³à°¡ ¸»Çß´Ù, "²Ï ÀλóÀûÀ̳׿ä, ÇÏÁö¸¸ ¿©ÀüÈ÷ »ó´çÈ÷ °¡´Ã¾î¿ä...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. "¹®Á¦ ¾ø¾î¿ä," ±×°¡ ¸»ÇÏ°í´Â ÀÚ½ÅÀÇ ±Í¸¦ Àâ¾Æ´ç±â±â ½ÃÀÛÇß´Ù. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. ¸Å¹ø Àâ¾Æ´ç±æ¶§¸¶´Ù ±×ÀÇ Á¸½¼ÀÌ ³Ð¾îÁ³°í, ¸¶Ä§³» Àüü Å©±â°¡ ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ »ó´çÈ÷ ÈïºÐ½ÃųÁ¤µµ°¡ µÇ¾ú´Ù. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. "¿Í¿ì!" ±×³à´Â ¼Ò¸®ÃÆ°í, ħ´ë¿¡ Æ÷°³Á® ¹ÌÄ£µíÀÌ Á¤·ÄÀûÀ¸·Î´Ù°¡ »ç¶ûÀ» ³ª´³´Ù. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. ´ÙÀ½³¯ Ä¿ÇõéÀº °¢ÀÚ ÀڽŵéÀÇ ¿ø·¡ÆÄÆ®³Ê¿Í ¸¸³ª¼ °¢ÀÚ Çì¾îÁ³´Ù. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" °ÉÀ¸¸é¼, ¸¶ÀÌÅ©°¡ ¹°¾ú´Ù, "±Ùµ¥, ÁÁ¾Ò¾î?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "¸»Çϱâ´Â Á» ¹¹ÇÏÁö¸¸," ¸ð¸°ÀÌ ¸»Çß´Ù, "²Ï ȯ»óÀûÀ̾ú¾î. ´ç½ÅÀº ¾î¶®´Âµ¥?" "It was horrible," he replies, "All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." "²ûÂïÇß¾î," ±×°¡ ¸»Çß´Ù, "¾òÀº°Å¶ó°ï µÎÅë»ÓÀ̾ß. ¼½½ºÇÏ´Â ³»³» ±× ¿Ü°è³à°¡ ³» À̸¶¸¦ °è¼Ó ¶§¸®°í ³»±Í¸¦ Àâ¾Æ´ç±â´õ¶ó°í."
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