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A student handed in his exam paper completely blank. The teacher looked at him. "Why didn't you answer any of the questions?" The student replied, "I did." The teacher was confused. "You did? Where?" The student pointed to the paper. "Right here. My answer is 'I don't know.'" The teacher said, "That's not an answer!" The student smiled. "Then you should have asked questions I knew."
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