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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED ÇÑ ¿©ÀÎÀ» ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á°¡´Â µ¥´Â
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? 8»ì, 18»ì, 28»ì, 38»ì, 48»ì, 58»ì, 68»ì, 78»ì ³ ¿©¼ºµéÀÇ Â÷ÀÌ´Â ¹«¾ó°¡?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. 8»ìÀ϶§´Â - ħ´ë·Î µ¥¸®°í°¡¼ À̾߱⸦ µé·Á ÁØ´Ù.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. 18¼¼¶§¿¡´Â À̾߱⸦ ÇØÁÖ°í³ª¼ ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á°£´Ù.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. 28¼¼¶§¿¡´Â ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á°¡´Â µ¥ À̾߱âÇØ ÁÙ ÇÊ¿ä ¾ø´Ù.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 38¼¼ ¶§¿¡´Â ±×³à°¡ À̾߱⸦ ÇÏ°í ³Ê¸¦ ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á °£´Ù.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. 48¼¼¶§¿¡´Â ħ´ë¿¡ ¾È °¡·Á°í ±×³à°¡ ³×°Ô À̾߱⸦ µé·ÁÁØ´Ù.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. 58¼¼¶§¿¡´Â ±×³àÀÇ À̾߱⸦ ¾Ê µéÀ¸·Á°í ³×°¡ ħ´ë¿¡ ³²¾Æ ÀÖ´Â ´Ù.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! 68¼¼¶§¿¡´Â Ȥ½Ã ³×°¡ ±×³à¸¦ ħ´ë¿¡ µ¥¸®°í °£´Ù¸é ±×°Ô À̾߱Ⱑ µÉ °Å´Ù.
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? 78¼¼¶§¿¡´Â -- ¹«½¼ À̾߱â??? ¹«½¼ ħ´ë??? Áö¶öÇÒ °Í °°À¸´Ï¶ó°í µµ´ëü ³Í ´©±¸¾ß? According to the Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor soul is reading emails. Àα¸Á¶»çó¿¡ ÀÇÇÏÀÚ¸é Áö±Ý À̽𢿡 190,374¸íÀÌ 쎅½º¸¦ ÇÏ°í ÀÖ°í 212,130¸íÀÌ ÀÔ¸¶ÃãÀ» ÇÏ°í ÀÖ°í 1¸íÀÇ ºÒ½ÖÇÑ ¿µÈ¥ÀÌ À̸áµéÀ» Àаí ÀÖ´Ü´Ù. You hang in there sunshine!!!! ÇÞºû´Ô ÀßÇØ º¸½´!!!!
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