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[simple]    12/2/2013
 
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
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What is the difference between girls/women aged: 

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
8»ì, 18»ì, 28»ì, 38»ì, 48»ì, 58»ì, 68»ì, 78»ì ³­ ¿©¼ºµéÀÇ Â÷ÀÌ´Â ¹«¾ó°¡?


8.gif
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
8»ìÀ϶§´Â - ħ´ë·Î µ¥¸®°í°¡¼­ À̾߱⸦ µé·Á ÁØ´Ù.


18.gif
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
18¼¼¶§¿¡´Â À̾߱⸦ ÇØÁÖ°í³ª¼­ ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á°£´Ù.

28.gif

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

28¼¼¶§¿¡´Â ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á°¡´Â µ¥ À̾߱âÇØ ÁÙ ÇÊ¿ä ¾ø´Ù.


38.gif
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

38¼¼ ¶§¿¡´Â ±×³à°¡ À̾߱⸦ ÇÏ°í ³Ê¸¦ ħ´ë·Î µ¥·Á °£´Ù.


48.gif
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
48¼¼¶§¿¡´Â ħ´ë¿¡ ¾È °¡·Á°í ±×³à°¡ ³×°Ô À̾߱⸦ µé·ÁÁØ´Ù.

58.gif
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
58¼¼¶§¿¡´Â ±×³àÀÇ À̾߱⸦ ¾Ê µéÀ¸·Á°í ³×°¡ ħ´ë¿¡ ³²¾Æ ÀÖ´Â ´Ù.
68.gif
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
68¼¼¶§¿¡´Â Ȥ½Ã  ³×°¡ ±×³à¸¦ ħ´ë¿¡ µ¥¸®°í °£´Ù¸é ±×°Ô À̾߱Ⱑ µÉ °Å´Ù.


78.jpg
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
78¼¼¶§¿¡´Â -- ¹«½¼ À̾߱â??? ¹«½¼ ħ´ë??? Áö¶öÇÒ °Í °°À¸´Ï¶ó°í µµ´ëü ³Í ´©±¸¾ß?

 
According to the  Census Bureau:
190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and
1 poor soul is reading emails.
Àα¸Á¶»çó¿¡ ÀÇÇÏÀÚ¸é Áö±Ý À̽𢿡 190,374¸íÀÌ 쎅½º¸¦ ÇÏ°í ÀÖ°í
212,130¸íÀÌ ÀÔ¸¶ÃãÀ» ÇÏ°í ÀÖ°í 1¸íÀÇ ºÒ½ÖÇÑ ¿µÈ¥ÀÌ À̸áµéÀ» Àаí ÀÖ´Ü´Ù.

 
You hang in there sunshine!!!!
ÇÞºû´Ô ÀßÇØ º¸½´!!!!



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