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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
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If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
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If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

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If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
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If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
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She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
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So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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